She looks so adorable, so angelic. One would never imagine that she uses the bathroom floor as a second litter tray or that she has scratched my beautiful red sofa in the sitting room to pieces or that she is a big bully brat cat. But I love her really!
I would imagine my Resident Shoe Fetishist would simply adore these shoes. The reason? Not because they are particularly aesthetically pleasing but because of the price tag. How tragic!
Why don't you... Switch off the TV and go and do something less boring instead. (Does anyone remember 'Why Don't You' which was, ironically enough, a TV programme.